My first tattoo. It means a lot to me. It signifies the importance of free-thinking, reason, and logic…not that any religious people would understand.
(via heartthrob)
dalejrthecat
(Source: yensc, via blessedwithafuckingcurse)
“ Let’s never hang out with Juggalos again. They are who we thought they are; walking, talking, diarrhea people.
Workaholics (via polioflesh)
Adam: Montez, how you doing?
Montez: How does it look like I’m doing? I’m on top of the goddamn world. I got up at 5:30 in the A.M. this morning, 5:30 in the goddamn A.M. Y’all wanna know why?
Blake: Because you had sex with your wife?
Montez: Laid out the tarp, got out that good-ass baby oil, and I was in it. Just BAM! I got in my power stance and I was like ca-ca-cacacacaca-ca! Cause there’s only one rule in my bedroom…FUCK. ALL. RULES. It was like the wild, wild west up in there. It’s like Afghanistan! Iraq! Motherfuckin’ Lord of the Rings in there! Y’all don’t know ‘bout my bedroom!
(Source: hahn117, via blessedwithafuckingcurse)
